Last night was fun. I haven't really enjoyed many Friday nights recently, but last night was distinctly different. All apart from the strippers. Two albeit attractive girls, but that doesn't excuse an attitude.
"I am a stripper!"
"Bollocks. Where?"
"In Leeds. *tut*."
"Bollocks. Which club? DV8? The Purple Door?"
"The-Blue-Leopard. Actually."
"Bollocks. Prove it." She starts to dry hump the lamp post. "I bet you can't do that upside down thing."
"I FUCKING CAN!!"
"Prove it! If you can do that upside down shit, y'know where you grip the pole with your greasy labia, i'll buy you and your pretty smiling friend beer all night, until you puke." To which she proceeded to get shy & embarassed, backpedalling.
"No. I've changed my mind."
"Bollocks. you're crap. I know a girl who....."