I love it when you find a website that actually makes time fly by. Just like Urban dictionary, This site had me laughing and crying. I'm not usually one to point the finger of shame. However, considering it is fucking freezing outside, and there is no chance in hell that I am going to venture out in it today, I feel excused from mocking douchery. Please spend more than a few minutes browsing. It is really worth the time.
I actually couldn't clearly decide on which douche to use as my blog image. 'No that one...No wait....that one...No that one!' I think some kinda card trading game needs to be invented along the lines of DragonBall Z, and Pokemon, but with douchebags. You could have douche power ratings relative to: mandanas, Orangeness, Shade value, forehead reflection rating. You could go on and on..
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