Retribution for the Nineties.
I would like to stick my neck out and suggest that the 90’s, albeit pretty good fun, was blighted by a male-face stamping entity known as ‘Girl Power’. It kinda bothered me a little bit back then, as I was coming to terms with All things English, mostly Anglo-Christianity, and it’s Plato inspired philosophy of ‘If I don’t take it, somebody else will’. God bless Nietzsche as well.
So, When femininity spilled over into this traditionally ‘Tory’ ideology, Out pooped a whole culture monster erected from, Rampant-Rabbit Vibrators, Zoe Ball & Sarah Cox, Spice Girls & Ladettes. Now, don’t get me wrong! It should be suggested that the 90’s didn’t ‘spawn’ anything, and that only the media projected these things, which existed for a long time. But, speaking as a Man, I feel that the media helped to amplify Godzilla-femininity greatly, and ruined many decent, caring & intelligent males’ chances of meeting a decent, caring & intelligent woman. There! I said it! Bring forth the raging-monster-Bull-dyke feminists!!!! C’mon don’t take me too seriously. I mean look at Mel B. :p
Anyway, beyond all this, the point I am trying to make is, to suggest that the future reversal of this culture is imminent. Where there is an action, there is an equal and opposite reaction (Thank fuck I did well at Physics). It could be suggested that the ‘Ten-ties’ (?) are going to be an equally monstrous slap in the face to decent, caring & intelligent women. It is going to say “Up yours Allesandra Ambrosio, you skinny bitch, who looks like a 12 year old boy in drag”, “Fuck you catwalk models! Fuck you Billy Piper! You’re not that hot anyway. I don’t need your hip-shaking-crotch-gyrations! Eat Shit Eve Ensler You Cunt! (Arguably a ‘beautiful’ cunt)! Up yours Germaine ‘face like a lipstick covered scrotum’ Greer! Bet you can’t put your legs behind your head now, at your fucking age!!!!.... Ahem… Anyway.
So, you probably haven’t got a Scooby-Doo what I'm going on about. Well, this basically:
It is the future apparently.
Future Wife 1
and this:
Future Wife 2
I like reading the comments on YouTube. They crack me up! It’s turning into the greatest comedy show in the history of media. Anyway, what I am saying, is think openly, and combine the two together.... And you have: Cherry 2000!
That’s all.
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