I guess that's the whole point - The Punkerfly effect. You dye your hair black, and then a 5 year old kid asks admirably "I wish my hair was black like yours". And I dye his hair for him too, and tell him how cool he's gonna look when he goes to school on Monday. He's ruined one change of clothes already, and hopefully, come Monday evening, there will be a whole lower school year group with black hair, blue stains, and very upset parents....
It's not that i'm a bad person. They have freedom of choice, Right?
On another note, Spooning with a girl is amazing. Sex with a Narcolept is not. The awkwardness when you learn it's not all so thrilling is a tough sensation, when you have to face the music, and your pub friends. When you're thinking about someone else when they're asleep is just confusing. We all seek and desire spoonage, I could never be the little spoon, that's just odd, but why? Also, the penetration is thrilling, but would you sooner sleep on the floor like a good boy? Or, spoon with someone who falls asleep as soon as your tongue reaches her clitoris, like a finger on the light switch. Goodnight. Can you simply just pretend like it never happened? It is afterall, I who is single? Guilt.