My head really hurts. S'pose it'll teach me to drink. But I can't remember what I drank, or if it was in large quantities. I erased all my recordings by accident last night, and made out with a girl I generally would place a big red X above her front door. I must have been drunk, if only for escaping to the pizza shop. It's a bit hazy & patchy, and I'm still drunk I guess. But why oh why am I awake at this hour? Dude, where's my car?....